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HARDLY DANGEROUS - "Ride It Like You Stole It" Unisex Heavy Blend Zip Hoodie

HARDLY DANGEROUS - "Ride It Like You Stole It" Unisex Heavy Blend Zip Hoodie

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FORTY YEARS AGO, YOU WOULD HAVE.

RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT. FORTY YEARS AGO.

The official back patch for the guys who still have the bike, still have the attitude, just with a bit more respect for the brakes.

Our HARDLY DANGEROUS signature graphic features a skull in a classic open-face lid, orange flames, chain border, and a flame-painted Harley Fat Boy front and center. It's done in our grunge western distressed print with a white outline so it pops hard on black.

This isn't fast fashion. It's for the 50+ rider who doesn't need to prove anything anymore.

Why this zip will be your go-to:

  • The Heavy Blend That Actually Lasts: 50% cotton / 50% polyester, 8.0 oz (271 g/m²). No lightweight, see-through rubbish. This is the classic Gildan Heavy Blend — warm, sturdy, and made to live in your shed and on your bike.
  • No Pill Fleece: Air-jet spun yarn gives you a softer fleece and less pilling wash after wash.
  • Made For Layers: Classic unisex fit, full metal zip, set-in sleeves. Easy on/off over your vest or tee.
  • Built To Work: Ribbed cuffs and waistband hold their shape. Twin-needle stitching. No annoying tags in the neck.
  • Statement Back Print: Large 11"+ distressed graphic on back — exactly as shown. Front is clean.

You earned that bike. You survived your 20s. Now wear something that tells the truth.

HARDLY DANGEROUS. Still riding. Just a little smarter.


DETAILS:

  • Fit: Unisex Heavy Blend - runs true to size. For a looser shop fit, go up one.
  • Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester (8oz)
  • Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble low or line dry. Don't iron the graphic.
  • Print: Durable DTG with white under-base + outline for maximum visibility on black

Perfect for: Morning coffee runs, shed nights, bike night at the pub, and reminding the young blokes how it's done.

Tags to add in Shopify: biker hoodie, harley hoodie, motorcycle hoodie, over 50 biker, vintage biker, hardly dangerous, skull hoodie, heavy blend zip hoodie, mens biker hoodie, funny biker gift




Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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